Michael McMullen

• 2012-10-31

  

  Happy Halloween! I hope you got lots of treats and no tricks. Unless you’re a prost…skateboarder. I said skateboarder.

• 2012-10-12

  

  Part three of the Countdown to Halloween series. You get to decide what they were talking about that led to this act. It was probably an argument about Star Wars though.

• 2012-10-05

  

  After three years in a row, you’d figure they’d learn. Ya know, if they didn’t keep dying. Maybe that’s it?

• 2012-09-30

  

  No accountants were harmed in the making of this comic. Except Leo. That guy was way harmed.

• 2012-07-27

  

  Never commit a crime in a district that takes its Shakespeare festival seriously.

• 2012-07-26

  

  The double “n” was a compromise I made so that I could still respect myself in the morning. How you pronounce the new name is your business.

• 2012-07-22

  

  “Should we call it, detective?”

  “Maybe.”

  The original concept for this piece had the girl in the dumpster because the guy she randomly gave her number to was a serial killer. But, personally, I don’t think violence towards women is at all funny. I do, however, think this would be exactly the kind of scenario that would play out in my life. Which is why I don’t talk to women. Because they’re crazy.

  I need therapy is the message I’m trying to convey here.

• 2012-07-14

  

  He certainly wasn’t a contemporary of John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich, PC, FRS who was a British statesman who succeeded his grandfather, Edward Montagu, 3rd Earl of Sandwich, as the Earl of Sandwich in 1729, at the age of ten. And who, during his life, held various military and political offices, including Postmaster General, First Lord of the Admiralty and Secretary of State for the Northern Department, and is perhaps best known for the claim that he was the eponymous inventor of the sandwich.

• 2012-07-13

  

  Then they said we can’t put go back to the moon because the mermaids in the Sea of Tranquility will take all the astronauts away.

• 2012-07-02

  

  It goes on for a while about the injustices of being burned at the stake and what not for 20 minutes before he gets to how to open a freaking soda can!

  Ed. Note: That should be 2,500. Not 25,000. Because the right handed conglomerates don’t want you to know the truth about — transmission ended.